Travel Jokes, Reader – s Digest

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Travel Jokes

It’s not about the punchline; with travel jokes, it’s about the journey.

Short Jokes Anyone Can Remember

Bad Jokes That You Can’t Help but Laugh At

Clever Jokes That Make You Sound Smart

Funny Examples of Irony in Real Life

Airport Chocolate

Q: What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
A: Plane Chocolate

Q: What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
A: Plane Chocolate

State Pride

Q. Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks?

Q. Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks?

World stamp

Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

CATEGORIES

Hilariously Literal Anti-Jokes

Hilarious Photos That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Our Hardest Riddles Ever

Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh

Thumb World Traveler

I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb.

I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb.

Traveling Librarian

Q: Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

A: Because it was overbooked.

Q: Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

A: Because it was overbooked.

Travel riddle

Q: What goes through towns, up hills, and down hills but never moves?

Q: What goes through towns, up hills, and down hills but never moves?

Bad Driver

I didn’t realize how bad of a driver I was until my satnav said, “In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out.”

I didn’t realize how bad of a driver I was until my satnav said, “In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out.”

Time travelers

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

Cross-Track Team

I got excited when my son joined the cross-country team. But then I learned they don’t cross the country and are back home in a few hours.

I got excited when my son joined the cross-country team. But then I learned they don’t cross the country and are back home in a few hours.

Airport carpool

My cat constantly looks at me like I asked her to give me a ride to the airport.

My cat constantly looks at me like I asked her to give me a ride to the airport.

Bacon in space

When will pigs fly? When we launch them to mars for the astronauts to have bacon!

When will pigs fly? When we launch them to mars for the astronauts to have bacon!

Old and new travels

Young riders pick a destination and go… Old riders pick a direction and go.

Young riders pick a destination and go… Old riders pick a direction and go.

Bonnie McFarlane on The Toughest Language…

I don’t want to brag, but I do speak pig Latin; I mean, I’m not fluent, but I’m sure if I ever went there, I could get by.

I don’t want to brag, but I do speak pig Latin; I mean, I’m not fluent, but I’m sure if I ever went there, I could get by. Bonnie McFarlane

What An Ugly Duck…

My husband was waterskiing when he fell into the river. As the boat circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds. My husband put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”

The hunter responded, “Don’t quack.”

Katie O’Connell, Warrenville, Illinois

My husband was waterskiing when he fell into the river. As the boat circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds….

Eliza Bayne on Bikini Dangers

Probably the worst thing you can hear when you’re wearing a bikini is “Good for you!”

Probably the worst thing you can hear when you’re wearing a bikini is “Good for you!”

Bloody Good Question

How can you ever be late for anything in London? They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

How can you ever be late for anything in London? They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

How Russian Tour Guides See America

Here’s a guide to American culture for Russians visiting the U.S., straight from Russian tour books:

“Women play a greater role in business. Often they insist to be treated exactly as an equal and not as a lady.”

“As a rule, the [social] invitation will be only on a weekend, and you don’t have to prepare for something extravagant. Everything is the same as ours, only with far less booze.”

“‘See you later’ should not be taken literally. That is a courtesy, and no more.”

Source: Mental Floss

Here’s a guide to American culture for Russians visiting the U.S., straight from Russian tour books: “Women play a greater role in business. Often they insist to be treated exactly…

Lew Schneider on Sunblock

We use a really strong sunblock when we go to the beach with the kids. It’s SPF 80: You squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out.

We use a really strong sunblock when we go to the beach with the kids. It’s SPF 80: You squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out.

The Smell of Delta

Delta Airlines is infusing its cabins with a lavender-and-chamomile scent called Calm. The Week asked its readers to come up with a better name to match “the ambience of the packed economy cabin.”

“Eau the Humanity” —Serena Meyer

“Giorgio’s Arm-on-me” —Wade Etheredge

“Chanel No. 5 Inches of Legroom” —Austin King

“Claustrophobique” —Cynthia Pocali

“Mist Connection” —Cary Berkowitz

“The 99 Per-scent” —Julia Flagg

Delta Airlines is infusing its cabins with a lavender-and-chamomile scent called Calm. The Week asked its readers to come up with a better name to match “the ambience of the…

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